Chicken soup w/ El Yucateco Green Salsa Picante de Chile Habanero Hot Sauce

Oh yeah baby

• Campbell's Soup Mix, Noodle Soup with Real Chicken Broth

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  Roasted Habaneros would be ideal, but barring that...
• El Yucateco Green Salsa Picante de Chile Habanero Hot Sauce
• Lemon

Heat up your chest

http://www.elyucateco.com/ "El Yucateco Green Chile Habanero Sauce is made with fresh green habanero peppers, garlic, select spices and seasonings. This special mix of ingredients give a homely and fresh flavor to your dishes El Yucateco Salsa Picante de Chile Habanero has the great Habanero taste and fire but can be used in cooking to add flavorful heat without killing the taste of the dish it is being used in. Because of this, El Yucateco has a large following with cooks who want the heat but don't want it to change the taste of their food."

Use about three drops, max. Don't be foolish. And if you got clogged, achy sinuses, this with jackhammer them open:

• Boiling water
• rock salt
• Vicks VapoSteam menthol Liquid Steam Inhalant
• Humco brand Benzoin Tincture

Benzoin stains your pots(stains can be removed with alcohol). Use some kind of cheap throw-away plastic pot.

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This is the mother of all sinus headache cures. Bad side effects - your sinuses will finally flow freely with mucus, and it will all run down the back of your throat - gross. But all sinus pressure will be relieved. Vigorous activity will keep your sinuses flowing very nicely. If you must lie down use ice packs on the front and back of your head to keep your sinuses open as you sleep. Boil up a bunch of water, pour the ingredients in liberally. Breath in the steam. It is unrelenting - it will jackhammer open all of your sinuses, and sooth all those mucus membranes, and let the mucus flow nicely. My recipe is so powerful, it will continue to work 20 minutes after you stop inhaling. Never use Sudafed, because instead of reducing the swelling of the mucus linings of the sinuses, it will merely dry them out. And if they dry up and close with a big mass of mucus trapped behind, you are in for a horrible horrible headache.