Sanitary Hand Wipes
Exposed surfaces are covered with germs! I cannot risk infection; I demand a supply of sanitary hand wipes (and don't give me any of that alcohol gel crap, that leaves all the dead germs still upon my mitts)
Life, itself, can be a thirsty business. Top off my coffee, won't ya, Hon?
Cholula Hot Sauce
Tabasco is too watery and vinegary. How can I eat my Mahi-Mahi fish taco without adequate flavor and heat?