Friday, March 27, 2009

Sanitary Hand Wipes! Unlimited Refills! Cholula Hot Sauce!

Sanitary Hand Wipes
Exposed surfaces are covered with germs! I cannot risk infection; I demand a supply of sanitary hand wipes (and don't give me any of that alcohol gel crap, that leaves all the dead germs still upon my mitts)

Unlimited Refills
Life, itself, can be a thirsty business. Top off my coffee, won't ya, Hon?

Cholula Hot Sauce
Tabasco is too watery and vinegary. How can I eat my Mahi-Mahi fish taco without adequate flavor and heat?

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