A lazy turtle and his bunny-baby

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This is how I visualize myself and my wife. A lazy, depressed turtle (me) and a furious whirlwind hyper-kinetic bunny rabbit (the little lady). I am so jealous that when my wife feels stressed out, she bursts forth with angry energy and determined action. When I feel stressed out, I crawl into my shell.

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I love my baby for pouring boiling water into my shell (YEE-OUCH!) Picture drawn on a "Discmakers.com" printed catalog.