I am the love child of Daffy Duck and Goofy

First of all, if my life was made into a movie, I would spend the rest of my life attempting to destroy all extant copies of the movie. Too embarrassing.

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If you could mix Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, and Goofy, that would be a pretty close character to me. Make him look like Porky Pig, and you got something there. The plot would be like the ol' Tom and Jerry cartoons: I tease and torment my wife at the beginning, and then I am pummeled and punished back all throughout the rest of the cartoon. My daughter would join in a bit, helping mommie put the silly man back in his place.

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My wife works (hard, very hard), and drives our daughter to & from summer day school 30 minutes away, and cooks up a storm 5 days a week. And she still found time to make me a big bowl of yummy oatmeal before I woke up. I always am amazed the distance between the life I deserve and the life I have. I would thank God, but I think She would prefer I work harder on myself to close the gap. Get on your knees to ask for help, and offer gratitude.