Image via WikipediaOh, Snuffie, you've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while sipping champagne on a yacht
You've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what you've got
You've been undressed by kings and seen some things that a woolly mammoth puppet ain't supposed to see
Snuffleupagus, you've been to paradise, but you've never been to me...
I know it is hard being the semi-imaginary friend of a nine foot tall bird on roller-skates. I know you have been tweaking, and juicing, and base-jumping. This is a Sesame Street intervention, brought to you by the letter "J". Put down the giant syringe of heroin, as large as a fire hydrant, and lets talk.