Friday, May 15, 2009

Can't travel w/o cyborg armature (KAH-CHORK KAH-CHORK WHIIRRUPP)

cyborg armature How can I possibly life the hotel vending machine over my head and hurl it down a stairwell without my fusion powered cyborg armature, riddle me that? Also handy to open beer bottles.

tap shoes I live inside a 40's Hollywood dance musical, so I am always tap dancing on every hard surface, at all times. I am also balding and joined to Ginger Rogers at the hip, at all times.

paranormal pyro-psychokinesis They don't let you carry lighters anymore, so paranormal pyro-psychokinesis comes in handy to light cigarettes and camp fires. Drying socks, extra bonus.

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