Chicken soup w/ El Yucateco Green Salsa Picante de Chile Habanero Hot Sauce

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• Campbell's Soup Mix, Noodle Soup with Real Chicken Broth

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  Roasted Habaneros would be ideal, but barring that...
• El Yucateco Green Salsa Picante de Chile Habanero Hot Sauce
• Lemon

Heat up your chest

http://www.elyucateco.com/ "El Yucateco Green Chile Habanero Sauce is made with fresh green habanero peppers, garlic, select spices and seasonings. This special mix of ingredients give a homely and fresh flavor to your dishes El Yucateco Salsa Picante de Chile Habanero has the great Habanero taste and fire but can be used in cooking to add flavorful heat without killing the taste of the dish it is being used in. Because of this, El Yucateco has a large following with cooks who want the heat but don't want it to change the taste of their food."

Use about three drops, max. Don't be foolish. And if you got clogged, achy sinuses, this with jackhammer them open:

• Boiling water
• rock salt
• Vicks VapoSteam menthol Liquid Steam Inhalant
• Humco brand Benzoin Tincture

Benzoin stains your pots(stains can be removed with alcohol). Use some kind of cheap throw-away plastic pot.

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This is the mother of all sinus headache cures. Bad side effects - your sinuses will finally flow freely with mucus, and it will all run down the back of your throat - gross. But all sinus pressure will be relieved. Vigorous activity will keep your sinuses flowing very nicely. If you must lie down use ice packs on the front and back of your head to keep your sinuses open as you sleep. Boil up a bunch of water, pour the ingredients in liberally. Breath in the steam. It is unrelenting - it will jackhammer open all of your sinuses, and sooth all those mucus membranes, and let the mucus flow nicely. My recipe is so powerful, it will continue to work 20 minutes after you stop inhaling. Never use Sudafed, because instead of reducing the swelling of the mucus linings of the sinuses, it will merely dry them out. And if they dry up and close with a big mass of mucus trapped behind, you are in for a horrible horrible headache.

Uncooked Ramen Cup-A-Noodle: Salty & Crunchy

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Frankly, I couldn't care less about Martha Steward, as a professional home maker. I would be very interested in asking her about business, success, and managerial advice and stories. I would ask her about jail. But if I had to prepare dishes, I would show her the garbage I regularly consume, and horrify her with how I vacuum down large quantities of food down my throat in mere seconds. It is my super-power, and it surprises everyone. Very little gets in the way of my tummy and available calories.

Uncooked Ramen Cup-A-Noodle I just dump the uncooked Cup-A-Noodle in a bowl, eat it like some crazy bird's nest made from fried noodle, and lick up the salty chicken powder on the bottom. My cousin once said, after watching me eat uncooked ramen, that if I could eat that, I could eat a human baby. Perhaps, but a human baby probably doesn't have the same salt rush kick, and biting into the baby skull is probably not as crunchy as the uncooked ramen.

Whole Wheat Toast with Reduced Sugar Strawberry Preserve Whole wheat bread toast is awesome. The grocery store now sells reduced sugar strawberry preserve, which is good because it doesn't taste like eating pure sugar. It has a nice strawberry tang to it. Best when you spread the preserve, then fold over, so you get the contrast between the warm toast and the chilled preserve straight from the fridge.

Cold pizza w/ Frank's RedHot Buffalo Wing Sauce We have about 10 different hot sauces in the fridge that I use regularly. This is a particularly naughty one, what with the buttery savory added to the heat and the salt and garlic and the vinegar.